Sunday, October 7, 2012

Getting ready for the paper flow...

Here's a niche job for ya.
Funny to have done this teaching thing for so long that the rhythms of the quarter are permanently imprinted on my brain and my sense of self: tomorrow I get the first batch of papers to mark, and my life will change as it always does when I these little bundles of love stack up like a string of aircraft waiting to land at O'Hare International.  I'm having my students write a progress report on their internships, with the fictitious audience being the director of Quarter Abroad and the director of the Internships and Career Center back home--a nice two-fer, since I want to get a status report from everyone anyway, so why not have it count?  I put in a couple of late nights organizing the last chunks of the readers I have pit together, and creating primitive class websites with cobbled-together schedules that reflect the maze of weird alterations due to field trips or holidays or other deviations from routine (the coming two weeks will be the set schedule, bracketed by oddities that make syllabus planning a nightmare: students want to know what they'll be doing, and will ream you for being unorganized if you don't commit--but if you commit and then announce changes then you get reamed for being unorganized as well!), but there are still lots of little bits of administrivia like filing dates for seniors graduating in December that a certain type of student wants to frame as somehow my problem!

On the domestic side, we did eventually get the eedjits at The Apartment Service to get us another actual full set of keys, so I didn't have to try my next options of taping over or grind off the "do not duplicate" admonition that had discouraged the last timid locksmith / key-grinder.  Amelie also seems to have convinced the stand-in for our now-vacationing agent that we will be reimbursed for the cheapo knives, cheese grater, garlic press, and other essentials that were missing from the sogenannte Boutique Apartment.  Sort of nickel and dime given the ridiculous cost of housing in this part of Synny, but I suppose it's the gesture that counts.  I'm afraid I am already resigned to the fact that this is completely funny-money, that we will survive no matter what the outlay is, and we should not get too anal-retentive about relatively inconsequential amounts.

Alex is whistling the tune to Pirates of the Caribbean in the next room as he plays on the iPod Touch (sans wifi) and Amelie is off on a well-earned walkabout to the ferry and thence to the Botanical Gardens with its fine view of the Opera House and the harbour.  For a kid with no volume control, this apartment living may be a struggle (for us, not for Alex).  Tomorrow we discover whether the local high school will or will not accept a visiting Yank with Learning Issues and generally good humor, or whether we will be doing a kluged-together home-school and tutor thing for the next seven weeks.  So far at least the pre-Algebra review that Alex and I have been doing together most mornings has gone better than it ever did back home, and he has actually done more writing on his own proto blog (highly encouraged by his teachers back in Berkeley) in the last week than we have seen him write in multiple months.  Of course, Alex has deftly hacked the TV to receive ten times as many channels as I could coax out of it in my desultory way (actually only looking at the six on-air channels was bad enough), and we have had to lobotomize the TV once already by taking an essential cord away because of surly behavior.  At least we were able to do this in good Kaiser parent-group fashion, not by threatening consequences or anything, but by having the TV disabled the day after the outburst, with Alex understanding what had happened and why....

With Julie near Curl Curl Beach
As advertised, the climate here is so variable it makes your head spin.  Yesterday after a hot and muggy Friday the weather turned cloudy-misty again, last night we had window-rattling winds and thunder and lightning, and today it is gorgeous--though I need to knuckle down and mark some journal entries before tomorrow, the first of our big Mondays stacked with classes.  Yesterday we met our Berkeley friend Julie again in the beachy suburb of Manly, and with her daughter (whose space Alex probably dropped into when he transferred to public schools five years ago and Julie's family moved here) we had lunch, did a long coast walk & talk, and then had coffee in a town several beaches farther North. 

As I've remarked before, I am totally chuffed at the ways this city has preserved beach access, sometimes with headlands cut across by trails, but usually one can walk above waterline but below houses.  After pretty decent Thai food in a restaurant along the not-nearly-as-crowded-as-on-a-sunny-day pedestrian mall, we ambled off through the wind and mist, up Manly Beach, North Steyne Beach, Freshwater Beach, Curl Curl Beach, and up to Dee Why, probably 10 km of pleasant walking later.  Along the way Julie and Lulu helped orient us to the school situation, and Alex alternated between shyness about the possibility to hostility to acceptance and almost enthusiasm and then began the cycle again.  Then after a welcome coffee / pastry at a cafe (and I will take some pictures of the gorgeous foamed-milk art that seems to be more common here--if you're going to pay $4 for a small latte you may as well get a beautiful leaf-or-heart-shaped design tattooed artistically into your drink), we we bused back across the Spit and home in the deepening twilight.  I should add that last night the clocks changed, so we will have slightly darker mornings (yes! no more 5 AM birdsong waking us?) and longer evenings (yes!).

Now to attack some journal-commenting and see if I can get Alex to do a little reading. 

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Signs of progress

I've been a pretty busy hombre here trying to settle a bunch of odd little schedule and syllabus problems that are to be expected in any new program.  Some of these involved multiple back and forth e-mails and some right-on-the-border-of-testy exchanges as I try to figure out who is really in charge and who is doing the Aussie version of the French functionary's "Yes, ziss ees a problem, m'sieur, but it ees your problem." 

If the academic side of that is bad enough we've killed some serious hours just trying to get a second (and preferably third) set of keys for the sogenannte "Boutique Apartment" we have so expensively rented--what a comedy of errors that has been.  We haven't found a key-grinder clueless enough to ignore the "Do Not Duplicate" warning on the vital gets-you-in-the-actual-building one, and even Ryan the Haphazard from the agency struck out--but his brilliant "solution" seems to be to give us another set of mailbox key and inside-door key, so that--get this--we can lock the outside-door key in the mailbox as we leave, and then have everyone use that key!  Brilliant!  All it takes is one time for somebody to forget, and we are climbing the trellis and breaking in through the clapped-out screen door!

The use of the plural pronoun should clue readers in that we are now a trio of happy warriors and worriers: Am and Alex arrived yesterday morning, having missed their connector from Brisbane and having enjoyed a long layover in / near LAX with the cousins, and because it was Labour Day Bank Holiday and I wasn't teaching as I ordinarily would on a Monday, I was able to head in and meet them at the gate.  So nice to see them, and I can't believe it but Alex seems even taller than he was two weeks before.  Crazy.  We taxied home and then did some ferry riding--like an idiot I didn't take group photos yet.  But soon.  Right now they are hashing out their own phone saga (turns out the iPhone that Amelie thought she'd had unlocked in Berkeley wasn't), and performing a major shopping.

 In the airport with a little time to kill and some caffeinating to fuel a binge of course planning and list making (dodging the slew of purple-clad supporters of the Melbourne Storm, newly crowned champions of the National Rugby League competition the night before), I found this strategically placed advertisement.  I am not sure you'd find this Stateside. 
And what do you make of this, outside a Thai restaurant in Manly, a beautiful ferry ride's north of the central ferry terminal?  It just goes to show something, but I'm not clear what. 

Tomorrow is a killer day with the first meeting of the "Learning Through Internships" course-ette that is supposedly going to help my students be successful Antipodean interns (in my exhortation to them I have invoked my friend Dr. Gene's hospital dictum, "Show me an intern who only doubles my workload and I will kiss her feet"), but which has provided some serious hair-pulling that I alluded to earlier.  After that I teach "my" class into the evening, and then return to Fam Sweet Fam. 

Friday, September 28, 2012

Listening to 'Strine

Today was the first really hot day we’ve had, and of course I decided to try walking back from North Sydney, where our classroom is, to my posh digs out here on the other side of the North Shore.  Luckily, I had stashed my shorts in my backpack as I set off for my 9 AM “co-taught” class, designated “UWP 198: Special Topics in Australian Culture,” and after changing after class had also stashed my heavy pile of in-class-writing journals back at the office of CAPA, our institutional partners here.  Even now, as the evening deepens, it is still over 30C (high 80sF) with the mugginess I associate with Europe or the East Coast in summer.  For the man whose Lakota Sioux name is “Sweats Brushing His Teeth,” let’s just say a soaking wet shirt was a feature as I made my sprightly way back along the bus route for awhile and then charged off through ‘burbs when I got tired of the traffic and noise.  One reason I’d walked was that I’d wanted to rattle the cage of the folks from the apartment rental place (located halfway between this place and my workplace), as I’d been asking via e-mail for a second set of keys since the day I moved in.  But no, maybe Tuesday, and of course “Ryan” was going to be on his holidays for two weeks, but “Georgia” might be able to help... 

I’d spent the morning listening to Wendy,  who’ll be teaching the first two Fridays of the quarter filling in for another CAPA-hired local lecturer Lorraine (who was double booked running some arts festival during her son’s school holidays)(If you get the idea that teaching these programs abroad means lots of improvising and fast footwork, you’d be right--and even this morning, when Wendy handed out the syllabus, I had a surprise, as suddenly the class was supposedly meeting from 9-12:30 and not from 9 to 12 as every other version of it had said)(I nixed the extra half hour, much to my students’ relief).  I’d enjoyably had coffee with Lorraine soon after I’d arrived here, and she’d assured me Wendy was super high energy in a super small package, and she was right.  Maybe something about teaching styles will be the focus of another post, but I thought since I’d had so much to listen to, so idiomatically (not to say ultra-coherently), that I’d do a bit of linguistic analysis, some of which I did on the fly for my students, most of whom were far too polite to realize they had no clue what was being said.

We learned during the lecture that Wendy had done her graduate work (in sociology? anthropology?) on toys and their meanings, and though the reading for today’s topic of “Australian Identity” centered on how the Opening Ceremony of the 2000 Olympic Games illustrated ways in which nations selectively exploit and distort their own myths, much of her presentation was a string of mini-raves and tangents sparked by student questions or by her own questions or by her long reactions to a minimal student answer.  It was all a bit like listening to a smart, articulate, hypercaffeinated but slightly dotty aunt for an hour and a half, and then after a 10-minute break, coming back, watching a couple of video clips (the beginning of the Opening Ceremonies, and a couple of QANTAS commercials) and listening some more.  Not much writing, not much co-teaching.  But hey.

We learned of the “cultural cringe” that characterizes a lingering sense of Antipodean inferiority or ambivalence, at the same time Australians take pride that “we punch above our weight” in sports and other areas; as part of a riff about the educational system we heard that “bluestone universities” were at the top tier, and that of course there were people at Uni with her who were “just bludging off the system,” but that she felt an obligation to give back, to not take for granted that she had actually been paid to be educated back before the fees and privatization had radically changed the educational landscape here as well. 

As she spoke I was struck by the “two nations separated by a common language” truism, and gave up trying to serve as interpreter for my wide-eyed students: how many of them would get the boxing analogy of a flyweight with a punch like a middleweight, much less the analogy between “bluestone universities” in Oz and the whole Oxbridge / redbrick / steelglass hierarchy that used to hold in the UK?  Her passing clarification, “you have your ‘Ivy League’ schools” was technically correct but inadequate, and I’m sure none of the UCD students had an idea that “bludging” meant cadging or clumsily borrowing or being lazy long before J.K. Rowling’s co-opted “Bludger” as a menacing ball in the wizarding sport of Quidditch. 

It went on, and on, and on, and only occasionally did I interject. When she talked about making fun of someone, “taking the mickey out of them,” I stopped her and asked my students what it meant--was it making fun of the Irish (the Micks) or perhaps Cockney rhyming slang for “taking the Mickey Bliss / piss” out of someone?  More fun with words, and the exact etymology as I said is open to debate.  As she talked about how sports-mad Australians were, especially this weekend which features the equivalent of the Super Bowl of Aussie-Rules footie and that of Rugby League, there would be people “barracking for Hawthorn, or barracking for Sydney,” I realized I’d better warn my little ducklings about a potentially embarrassing linguistic difference they probably weren’t aware of: they’d better not use the verb “root” in reference to following a sports team (recall “For it’s root, root root for the home team” sung in the seventh inning stretch at baseball games), since in Oz the verb is literally a four-letter word referring to, well, intercourse. (This is a family blog.)  Years ago one friend from Down Under had been travelling on Super Bowl Sunday and his Yank seatmate asked him, “Who are you rooting for?” to which my friend replied, “That’s a mighty personal question, mate!”

Of course, after I got home I met my neighbor Clive from the apartment next door, and in five minutes I noted several more examples of this linguistic variety that I found inexplicably endearing: I was carrying out my trash and recycling, and he cautioned me that the rubbish bins hadn’t been picked up that day (“I’ve already had a word with the Council, mind you”) and that there was no room in the bins for my bag: “Look at that, they’re both chockers!”  Nowhere in the US would you hear that, maybe nowhere else in the world would a speaker take “they’re chock-a-block” or “chock-full,” clip it down to “chock” and add the “ers” ending. Listening to ‘Strine, indeed.

And now it’s pissing down rain, a welcome thundershower that’ll maybe end the mugginess.